Hey, let me give you a little riddle: What tastes like piss, smells like a wet dog, and slowly eats away at your grocery money and your will to live?
What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue? When I ask this at other parties, you know what people say? They say, “Ha ha ha, Idoughknow. Doyouwannahavesex.”
Then I say, “Congratulations! You’re drunk on beer, and I hate you.”