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Beer Sucks

Photo by Fred Moon on Unsplash

Hey, let me give you a little riddle: What tastes like piss, smells like a wet dog, and slowly eats away at your grocery money and your will to live?

What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue? When I ask this at other parties, you know what people say? They say, “Ha ha ha, Idoughknow. Doyouwannahavesex.”

Then I say, “Congratulations! You’re drunk on beer, and I hate you.”

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Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. I’ll send you some treasure: hyoom.com/newsletter