Bob Dylan Writes Back-To-School Commercial Jingles Because Capitalism Won
It’s “Suburban Back-to-School Blues” season!
Don’t Miss Our Sale Price, It’s All Right
[Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right]
Well, it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, freshman
Your dorm room is the drabbest in your hall
An’ it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, freshman
You’re caddy-less in the shower stall
When you need an alarm for the break of dawn
Or you skipped a meal and want some food to nosh on
Expect more and pay less, we have everything you want
Don’t miss this Target sale, it’s dynamite
Suburban Back-to-School Blues
Running shoes for flat feet
Gotta keep your locker neat
Foldout pocket cheat sheet
Rice cake snacks without wheat
Hand wipes for the classroom
Same air, germ trough
Bobby has a bad cough
DayQuil for school drop-off
Growing list
There’s somethin’ you missed
Costco deals
Are the season’s biggest steals
Don’t forget the click-top, black and blue
Box of ten new ink pens
A BTS phone case, seven…
