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Bob Dylan Writes Back-To-School Commercial Jingles Because Capitalism Won

It’s “Suburban Back-to-School Blues” season!

Don’t Miss Our Sale Price, It’s All Right

[Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right]

Well, it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, freshman
Your dorm room is the drabbest in your hall
An’ it ain’t…

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Alice H. Lahoda

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