Bored of Routine? Try Channeling Chaotic Neutral Energy In Your Daily Life

Why be boring when you can throw your life into chaos?

Emery Schindler
Slackjaw

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Dump out your houseplants, become one with nature

Bask in the dulcet tones of David Attenborough narrating Planet Earth while snuggling up on the couch next to actual earth.

Set screaming husky sound alarms at random intervals throughout the day to stay alert

Scream along. If you’ve yet to bless and/or scar your earholes with the sound of a screaming husky you can listen here.

Become an “under” person

Accept it. Make peace with it.

Try out a zero-waste lifestyle: Eat all of the expired food in your fridge instead of throwing it away

Spoiled milk has never sounded so buzz-worthy.

Refuse to untangle your headphones, use them anyway

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