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Breaking Up Is Hard To Text

“I’m just not as into puns as you are.” Wait, what?

Illustration by Emily Clouse

Last column, it was revealed that Brooks (my childhood dreamboat and longtime family friend), was not the man I ended up with. Yeah, we’re getting somewhere now. Thinning the herd, so to speak. There was also the issue of Aiden (who I met playing softball and ran…