Car Names If Automakers Knew What The Hell They Were Doing

These are way better.

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Honda Caprese

Chevy Grifter

Nissan Polycule

Ford Shart

Chrysler Extremist

Fiat Cornichon

Mazda SPF 6

Mini Wanker

Ferrari Orzo

Land Rover Defendant

GMC Jort X2

Subaru Brushfire

BMW 1488

Mitsubishi Charybdis

Dodge Flavortown

Toyota Credenza

Jaguar T-Pain

Lexus Nexus

Infiniti QWERTY

Tesla Model X-Wife

Hyundai Regret

Volvo TI-83

Porsche September 11th

Volkswagen Juggalo

Acura IBS

Lincoln Stalker

Kia Spore

Audi A1 Sauce Edition

Jeep Racketeer

Cadillac Travesty

Buick Cheesemonger