Celebrity Showering Algorithm Chart

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis help you decide if you’re dirty enough to wash up.

Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw

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During a recent conversation on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast, actress Mila Kunis revealed that she keeps her showering habits to mostly “Pits and tits and holes and soles.” Her husband, actor Ashton Kutcher, also confessed to Shepard, “I wash my armpits and my crotch daily, and nothing else ever.”

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Rochelle E. Fisher
Slackjaw

Top writer in Satire & Parenting, Rochelle's words can be found in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, and others.