Chinese Spy Balloon Or Björk?

Which ethereal creation is it?

James Klein
Slackjaw

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1. Its eerie whimsy is both unnerving and childlike.

2. Covered in a shimmering fabric.

3. Observers unsure if human or extraterrestrial.

4. Floats above the Earth with a dreamy grace.

5. Makes Fox News angry.

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James Klein
Slackjaw

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