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Max Barth
Max Barth

May 18, 2021

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Climate Scientist: I Will Be 4 Degrees Hotter By 2030

An inconvenient truth — for my haters.

Photos by ThisIsEngineering /Andrea Piacquadio from Pexels

Rising sea levels. Raging wildfires. My ex Jessica’s final letter before she moved back to Austin.

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Max Barth

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comedian, writer (Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: https://linktr.ee/MaxBarth

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