Coffee People Vs. Tea People

Choose your fighter

Waking up at 7 am:

When someone cuts you off in traffic:

Your desk:

Your lunch:

Interacting with coworkers:

How you handle stress:

Texting:

Your bar order 4 rounds deep into the night:

Showing up to a party that was scheduled to start at 8 pm:

Illustrations by the author.

And in case you’re wondering, I’m a hot chocolate person.

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