Coffee People Vs. Tea People

Choose your fighter

Emery Schindler
Sep 11 · 2 min read

Waking up at 7 am:

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When someone cuts you off in traffic:

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Your desk:

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Your lunch:

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Interacting with coworkers:

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How you handle stress:

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Texting:

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Your bar order 4 rounds deep into the night:

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Showing up to a party that was scheduled to start at 8 pm:

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Illustrations by the author.

And in case you’re wondering, I’m a hot chocolate person.

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Emery Schindler

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Find the Post-Grad Existential Dread Survival Guide here, https://linktr.ee/whatseatingemery

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Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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