Come Visit My Luxury Apartment (On The Train Tracks Near The Scrap Lot)
With great city views in the distant distance
I know it’s tacky to brag but I got a new construction, one bedroom, 750 square foot treat for under $4000 a month in the city. You gotta stop by.
Oh? You know that area and you wouldn’t call it the city per se? Hmm. Yes, I guess it’s an…