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Come Visit My Luxury Apartment (On The Train Tracks Near The Scrap Lot)

With great city views in the distant distance

Photo by Zane Lee on Unsplash

I know it’s tacky to brag but I got a new construction, one bedroom, 750 square foot treat for under $4000 a month in the city. You gotta stop by.

Oh? You know that area and you wouldn’t call it the city per se? Hmm. Yes, I guess it’s an…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Stacey Curran

Stacey Curran

Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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