Compliment Sandwich Recipes for My Fragile Ego
It is widely noted that we as a society are becoming more and more fragile, and I am no exception. Therefore, the traditional “compliment sandwich” — a criticism within two compliments — is no longer a sufficiently gentle feedback method. Here is a list of compliment sandwich recipes that have been adapted for my fragile ego.
The Compliment Carboloader
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Criticism
• Compliment
• Compliment
The Compliment B.L.T.
• Big round of applause
• Laudation
• Trophy
The Compliment Slider
• Compliment
• Tiny little criticism
• Compliment
The Compliment $5 Footlong
• Criticism accompanied by a crisp $5 bill
The Compliment Sandwich Sandwich
• Compliment
• Criticism
• Compliment
• Actual sandwich
• Compliment
• Criticism
• Compliment
Compliment Salad
• Many compliments all mixed together with no criticism at all
The Compliment Loaf
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Criticism
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
• Compliment
The Compliment Calzone
• Compliment with a scalding hot criticism folded inside it
Compliment Toast
• Two multigrain compliments
• Avocado
Compliment Soup
• No specific compliment, but a general essence of warmth and acceptance that feels better than any cluster of words ever could
The Grilled Cheese
• One recognition that I can’t handle the criticism, so let’s just split a sandwich
• Bread
• Cheese
• Bread
