Coronavirus Season Is The New Cuffing Season

If you’re single, abandon your standards, commit to the nearest healthy body and try these tips

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Cuffing Season has come to a close, but Coronavirus Season is just getting started. Similar to Cuffing Season, Coronavirus Season is a period of time where people are quick to jump into relationships. Why? The forecast is depressing, serial dating is too germy, and the only sanitary place to hang out is indoors. So, if you’re single, abandon your standards, commit to the nearest healthy body and try these tips:

• First, communicate expectations — Is this a long term hookup that ends once a Coronavirus vaccine is developed? If one of you gets Coronavirus, does that mean you’re no longer monogamous? Do either of you have a latex glove allergy? These sorts of questions are worth exploring prior to making things official.
• Spoil your partner with a price-gouged face mask — A restaurant’s bread basket is basically a biohazard container covered in a cloth napkin. But, you can still treat your partner in other ways. Nothing says, “You’re worth it bae,” quite like a $150 N95 Face Mask being sold by eBay user EndTimes0712.
• Give each other Purell massages — Antibacterial gel isn’t only for hands. The next time your partner arrives home from their…