Could Someone Help Me Out Of This Well?

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Wow, thank you all for the birthday wishes on Facebook! I especially loved the gif of the cat in the party hat that Roger posted. That cat looks so unenthusiastic. It’s hilarious. Incidentally, I’m not feeling all that enthusiastic about being at the bottom of this well.

I don’t mean to bother you after you’ve all been so generous with your “Happy Birthday” messages (some of you even used…