Cruelty-Free Broadway Blurbs For Critics Who “Didn’t Love It”
It was, um, fine?
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2 min readMay 25, 2022
“New York audiences have been hungering for entertainment, and this show could potentially check that box for a certain percentage of them!!”
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“Two full years without performing? To this critic’s eyes, six months, maybe five!!”
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“If you loved this charming little show in Chicago, this big budget overhaul will remind you what Broadway is all about!!”
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“You’ll be able to say, I was there when many were not!!”
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“You will remember this night, and this show could be on a list of perfectly valid reasons for remembering it!!”
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“In a long, brilliant career, this performance is a bold departure!!”
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