DAD! Your Daughter Is In DESPERATE NEED Of A Monthly Campaign Contribution!
Your donation could be the difference between Annie’s Mac &Cheese and Sweetgreen for lunch!
October 15, 2024–3:06pm
JENNIFER: 👋🏻 Chuck! It’s your daughter Jennifer here. Our campaign is running ‼️short‼️ of where our fundraising should be at this point of the month. With rent coming up and the polls showing that I spent my disposable income on the Charli XCX SWEAT concert, the race to pay my 🏠 landlord is NECK and NECK.
Do you want me living in the street? Polls says crime is on the rise ⬆️ and that cute daughters on the street are at RISK! This is a CRITICAL MOMENT CHUCK!
I am truly counting on you to make a donation today. Use the link below ⬇️ or just drop it in my Chase bank account 🏦 that you still have access to.
Please don’t make me have to use my 💳 Amex, I don’t even know how to make the monthly payments! THIS IS SERIOUS!🧐
I’m counting on you, Chuck, as my father to keep my fundraising report afloat as I try to make it in New York City 🌃 . Tell mom I say hi.
🛑 STOP 🛑 to Quit.
October 27,2024–2:15pm
JENNIFER: 🚨 CRISIS CHUCK! 🚨
I will be direct, as these texts can be annoying — it’s your daughter Jennifer and we have a critical end-of-quarter ✈️ flight ✈️ home for the holidays purchase coming up. Do you love me? Do you want to spend the holidays alone with mom and that DEPLORABLE jester Jason??? You know why you don’t have to buy him a flight? Because he just has to walk down the stairs.
ANYWAY!
I am PLEADING with you to hit our goal. This is a people powered movement and we need the resources to handle that steet calico cat I feed from my window sill. YOU COULD CHANGE THIS RACE Chuck! That being said.
My new running mate 👫🏻 Daryl will be joining if you could pay for his ticket too. We will have the STRENGTH to take it home this November, for Thanksgiving 🦃.
Questions answered- YES, we are living together. YES, he has a job as a designer for Google. YES, we have been together for a while. NO, he doesn’t want to watch the game with you, he doesn’t know anything about the Steelers.
Tell mom not to ask about his tattoos.
🛑 STOP 🛑 to Quit.
November 2, 2024–11:47pm
JENNIFER: Chuck.
It’s me, your daughter, Jennifer. I just want to say thank you and I love you. Your support has meant the world to me.
You are an endless inspiration to me and Daryl. You make me proud to be your daughter. Without you, I am nothing. I am still daddy’s little girl. ❤️
That being said, a contribution of $40 dollars would radically change my life, I love you.
🛑 STOP 🛑 to Quit.
