Dave & The Dog

Are your mommy and daddy home? No? Alone as usual.

Robert Criss
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMar 21, 2023

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Photo by Marliese Streefland on Unsplash

Dave sees his neighbor’s dog.

Dave: Hey, buddy. What are you doin’? Playin’ in the yard by yourself? Huh? Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Yes you are. Yes you are a good boy.

Can you sit for me? Ready? Sit! Look at me. Sit! Over here. Sit! Come here. Sit and you’ll get a treat. Oh now you’ll sit, I…

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Robert Criss
Slackjaw

humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag. robertcriss.net