David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)
Here we have a thirty-something female returning home from the rare, wild night out. A birthday party is the likely culprit. Her attire, high waisted jeans and a crop top, suggests that she is likely still single, which could be the reason she is in fact so intoxicated.
Once paired up, thirty-somethings tend not to dress so vibrantly or get quite so inebriated, deeming it less necessary once they’ve attracted a mate.
She climbs out of the Uber, carefully, and makes her way up the stairs. Now for the tricky part; finding the right key to enter her dwelling. A couple attempts, and she’s in.
After removing her stilettos, it’s straight to the kitchen. She needs water, desperately. But she cannot keep it down and makes a beeline for the restroom. Nonetheless, if there’s one thing that can be said for drunk thirty-somethings, it’s that they know when and where to vomit.
You won’t see them retching on a dance floor or in an Uber. That is a move displayed predominantly by twenty-somethings before they’ve reached maturity. She’s even found a hair tie in time…
