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Kelly Shanley
Kelly Shanley

May 22, 2020

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David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)

Photo by Yohann LIBOT on Unsplash

Here we have a thirty-something female returning home from the rare, wild night out. A birthday party is the likely culprit. Her attire, high waisted jeans and a crop top…

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LA based writer and comedian/mountain girl at heart. Fitness enthusiast, world traveler, loud laugher. https://www.clippings.me/users/kellyshanley

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