David Attenborough Presents: A Hungover Thirty-Something Female Starting Her Day

Photo by Sydney Sims on Unsplash

Here we have a hungover thirty-something female who has awoken, debilitated, after a rare, wild night out. She came home, drunk, alone (again), and endured a restless night of vomiting and bumping into walls.

We find her the next morning. She has managed to get to her feet and is headed for the coffee maker. Coffee is a resource…