Dear Alumni: Eastern State University Regrets Its Latest And Most Horrific Scandal, And Announcing Our Capital Campaign!

Thom King
Thom King
Nov 7 · 4 min read
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Dear ESU Alumni,

You may have read media stories or commentary related to former Eastern State University Administrator You Know Who, the allegations of You Know What against him, and the growing number of ESU leaders who may have known exactly What…

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