“Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Had My Coffee” Updated With Harder Drugs
Quirky ways to communicate your substance abuse problems.
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2 min readMay 16, 2024
- “Don’t bother me until I’ve had my coffee.”
- “Stay clear until I’ve had my beer.”
- “Don’t act the fool while I hit my Juul.”
- “Go stand on a grate while I pop my amyl nitrate.”
- “Don’t mess with sis unless I’ve had my cannabis.”
- “I don’t want to be seen until I’ve had my nicotine.”
- “Let’s not get frisky until I’ve had my whiskey.”
- “Please fuck off while I chug my Smirnoff.”
- “I don’t wanna talk to ya until I’ve had my ayahuasca.”
- “Find another room until I’ve eaten my shroom.”
- “Stay placid as I drop my acid.”
- “Don’t give me a call unless I’ve had my Adderall.”
- “Quit hollerin’ until I’ve had my Klonopin.”
- “No fuss while I snuff my angel dust.”
- “Go hide in a cranny as I pop my Xanny.”
- “Get off my back while I enjoy my crack.”
- “Don’t yank my chain until I’ve had my cocaine.”
- “I won’t be jolly unless I’ve had my molly.”
- “Leave me alone until I’ve had my mephedrone.”
- “It’s a firm ‘Hell no’ until I’ve popped my benzo.”
- “Go hop in a ravine while I have my ketamine.”
- “Don’t waste your breath until I’ve had my crystal meth.”
- “Don’t pop on in unless I’ve had my heroin.”
- “Sit back and chill until I’ve had my fentanyl.”
- “Don’t bring up your strife until I’m high on life.”
