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Don’t Worry, Our New Electric Pickup Will Still Project Insecurity About Your Manhood

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Valued Ford Customer,

We know that you have been buying our trucks for decades to demonstrate that you are a Real Man. It is, of course, strong and good and heterosexual to drive a pickup truck.

We know that you just drive your truck back and forth to your office job, but you spend good money…

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George Dillard

George Dillard

Exploring the past to illuminate politics, the environment, and more. Also: worldhistoryfacts.com. Buy me a beverage: https://ko-fi.com/georgedillard