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Ebenezer Scrooge Writes Holiday Bonus Cards To His East Side Co-op’s Building Staff

Merry whatever, I’m not even sure we’ve met

Dear Chad (Doorman Compelled To Make Small-talk),

Merry Chri — humbug, I can’t even write the phrase with a straight face. Once again I’m forced to hand out these obligatory cards to you building staffers, the ones listed on the cheerful piece of paper…



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Christopher Shelley

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: