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Effective Catcalls For Attracting A Struggling Writer

Damn, girl! No one hates their writing as much as you do! That’s hot!

Ay, baby, how much? For a downpayment on your first novel, that is! I want to make sure you’re getting fair compensation for your work!

Hey, sexy! Thinking about writing counts as writing!



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Clare Blackwood

Canadian actor/writer/comedian; writer for The Beaverton; words in CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, etc. Co-Founder of The Honeypot.