Euphemisms For The Sex You Try To Have When Your House Is Also Your Office, School, Daycare, And 24-Hour Recreational Facility
Running upstairs for a sec…
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1 min readMay 2, 2020
- Social Closening
- Throttling the Bandwidth
- Hopping in the Shower
- Feeding the Cat
- Playing Operation
- Fixing the WiFi
- Running Upstairs For a Sec
- Tramping Through the Lollipop Woods
- Snaking the Bathroom Sink
- Mutual Merchanting (Online Only!)
- Refolding Clothes with Marie Kondo
- Kneading the Sourdough
- Catching Up on Duolingo Lessons (Loudly)
- Checking the Thread Count
- Sanitizing Nipples
- Taking the Trolley to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe
- Scrubbing the Bathtub
- Dry-Rubbing the Meat
- Sucking Up the Under-Bed Dust Bunnies
- Playing Dress-up
- One a.m. Slumber Party
- Shucking the Oysters
- Shampooing the Carpet
