Euphemisms For The Sex You Try To Have When Your House Is Also Your Office, School, Daycare, And 24-Hour Recreational Facility

Running upstairs for a sec…

Audrey Burges
Slackjaw
Published in
1 min readMay 2, 2020

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  • Social Closening
  • Throttling the Bandwidth
  • Hopping in the Shower
  • Feeding the Cat
  • Playing Operation

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Audrey Burges
Slackjaw

Author, THE MINISCULE MANSION OF MYRA MALONE (Berkley 2023); work in McSweeney’s, Belladonna, Slackjaw, & elsewhere. Twitter: @audrey_burges; audreyburges.com.