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🏃‍♂️ I ran that marathon.
📚 I published my 73rd ebook.
💰 I launched a company and we had our IPO five hours later.
✅ I became the first trilingual contortionist with ADHD to make Forbes’ 30 Under 30 Men Who Are Better Than You list and gave birth immediately after the issue hit newsstands.




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Dylan M. Austin

Dylan M. Austin

writer & designer ✍🏻 Ted Allen once said I complete him. ✨ media, ADHD & mental health, satire, obscure deep dives 👉🏻 My articles are organized in Lists!

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