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Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors

Photo by Serge Kutuzov on Unsplash

Batman lives in a bat cave with his gay lover, Robin, and was disfigured by a bat so he has to wear a mask. I think he’s been experimenting with diuretics to give him that washboard ab look — evident through all his protective gear. The drugs are making his voice surly and dark…

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