Slackjaw
Published in

Slackjaw

Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors

Batman lives in a bat cave with his gay lover, Robin, and was disfigured by a bat so he has to wear a mask. I think he’s been experimenting with diuretics to give him that washboard ab look — evident through all his protective gear. The drugs are making his voice surly and dark…

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Satire is my jam. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant. BE COOL--SUBSCRIBE TO MY NEWSLETTER eepurl.com/hqpXiv