Famous Philosophers’ Zoom Meeting Goes Sideways

Horace, Seneca and the gang rip each other’s self-help mottos

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Host: Welcome, everyone, to today’s meeting on Zoom. Let’s get right down to deciding the most useful self-help motto of all time so we can get back to partying in the Elysian fields. Socrates is off sick. Horace, you have the floor.