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Philip S. Naudus
Slackjaw

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Images by Philip and Linda Naudus (CC BY-SA 4.0). Backgrounds from irs.gov.

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Philip S. Naudus
Slackjaw

High school teacher by day, koala by night. My wife is a cartoonist with a Ph.D., and she co-authors all of these articles.