Five Atrocities My Cat Committed In The Night
Nov 5 · 3 min read

1. He knocked over the garbage can.
Around 12:03 am, I was awakened by the sound of a metallic clang coming from the kitchen. Sighing, I rose and went to check out what I knew was going to be a crime scene. And so it was. Mr. Peanuts had knocked over my nearly full garbage can, spilling out banana peels, coffee grinds, and other detritus. It took me nearly half…


