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For The Ladies: Which Sea Is Right For You To Walk Into?

Image Credit: Ryan Moreno

By Clare Blackwood and Tara Millette

Hey ladies. How many times have you found yourself at the end of yet another failed relationship, wanting nothing more than to walk into the sea, never to be seen again? But how do you know which sea is right for you? Lucky for you, we’ve come up with this handy guide to help you on your way to the briny depths of bro-induced…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Clare Blackwood

Clare Blackwood

Canadian actor/writer/comedian; writer for The Beaverton; words in CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, etc. Co-Founder of The Honeypot. clareblackwood.com

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