Frequently Asked Questions Before Uploading Your Mind To A Computer
As co-founder of MindUploads ‘R Us, it is my pleasure to announce our newest mind upload technology, the ByeByeBrain™. Uploading my mind was the best decision I ever made, and the best decision you’ll ever make. On this FAQ, I’ll answer your questions and dispel your fears and hesitations. :P
Why upload?
Once your mind is uploaded, you can have anything you want or wish for.
Anything?
Yes. Anything your heart desires. Immortality, wealth, power, control. Anything. :)
What about a boyfriend?
Yes. Even a boyfriend.
Is mind uploading really possible?
Yes. With only a scalpel, a USB cord, and a little bit of luck,* your mind can be transferred to a computer.
*Cerebral acceptance of a foreign object to adapt and mend neurotic impulses.
Does the procedure require a physical scalpel?
Yes. With several, minimally invasive incisions, we are able to turn your hippocampus into a USB port.
