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Go To College And Get The Hell Out Of My House

“university” by barnyz is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

This is it.

All those years of nagging are about to pay off. This is why we made you complete that idiotic castle project in ninth grade, harangued you into taking Algebra 2 when clearly addition and subtraction 1 were too challenging, and forced you to join the varsity badminton team so you’d be a well-rounded motherfucker.




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Jennifer S. Brown

Jennifer S. Brown

I write, drink bourbon, and sometimes pay attention to my kids. Writer of fiction (novel MODERN GIRLS), essays, and satire.

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