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Mar 26, 2020

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Have The Ultimate Spring Break In ‘Tica!

You’ll just melt for this polar party paradise.

‘Tica penguins are DTF! (Down to Fight — be careful.) Photo via.

Cowritten by Sarah Garfinkel and Sara K. Runnels

Cabo, South Padre, and Miami are great destinations if you want a totally unoriginal, hot mess Spring Break with 100-degree temperatures, too many crop tops, and absolutely zero penguins. That’s why this year’s…

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Have The Ultimate Spring Break In ‘Tica!

You’ll just melt for this polar party paradise.

Cowritten by Sarah Garfinkel and Sara K. Runnels

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