Have The Ultimate Spring Break In ‘Tica!
You’ll just melt for this polar party paradise.
Cowritten by Sarah Garfinkel and Sara K. Runnels
Cabo, South Padre, and Miami are great destinations if you want a totally unoriginal, hot mess Spring Break with 100-degree temperatures, too many crop tops, and absolutely zero penguins. That’s why this year’s most lit destination is the world’s southernmost party town and fifth largest continent! Get ready to rage like the world is ending in Antarctica. Or, as we’ve rashly rebranded it: ‘Tica!
‘Tica recently registered a high of 69 degrees (NICE!), which is how it swiftly became the top spot to go balls-to-the-ice-walls with your chill friends for a week of midnight-sun and global-warming-inspired fun! This is a once-in-a-lifetime trip — not only because the end-of-days are looming — but because you’ll experience literally wild party animals, lowkey continental drift vibes, Insta-worthy views of rising sea levels, and other exclusive activities that will make all your bros say, “damn, I wish I were in ‘Tica!”
Getting to ‘Tica
It’s up to you! Here at ‘Tica Breakers HQ, we empower you to find your own way to polar party paradise. Figure out the perfect flight-boat-Uber-military-van-snowmobile combo for…
