How 19 TV Show Characters Afford Their Lavish Lifestyles

Jim Hopper runs an Etsy shop for upcycled soap dishes made using knick-knacks from the upside-down.

Adam Rozak
Slackjaw

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Illustration by Emily Clouse

Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

In the show’s five unaired episodes, Lorelai cashes in on insurance fraud after committing the arson of the Dragonfly Inn.

Dr. Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)

Doctors have high salaries. As other doctors die, Meredith accumulates their compensation and healing magicks.

The Gang (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!)

Soon after Mystery Inc.’s IPO, the gang retires with millions in stock options. They later squander their wealth by investing in snacks that are only appetizing to one dog.

Pablo Escobar (Narcos)

Loving the flexibility of the gig economy, Pablo pays rent by dog-walking, Uber-driving, and house-sitting. Most of his money is made through tips.

House Tarly (Game of Thrones)

House Tarly’s ancestors founded a successful professional reference network called ChainLinkedIn.

Rick Sanchez (C-137) (Rick

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Adam Rozak
Slackjaw

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical product manager - He/Him