How I Retired At 25 By Being A Burden To My Family

Leech your way to financial freedom.

Adam Rozak
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJun 30, 2021

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Original Illustration by Shane Swinnea

Old folks tell me I’m too young and capable to retire at 25, which is ageist. I earned my retirement through many excruciating hours of mental gymnastics. Now I’m both a financial genius and the poisonous thorn in the side of people who love me unconditionally.

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Adam Rozak
Slackjaw

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical product manager - He/Him