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How I Retired At 25 By Being A Burden To My Family

Leech your way to financial freedom.

Original Illustration by Shane Swinnea

Old folks tell me I’m too young and capable to retire at 25, which is ageist. I earned my retirement through many excruciating hours of mental gymnastics. Now I’m both a financial genius and the poisonous thorn in the side of people who love me unconditionally.

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Adam Rozak

Adam Rozak

Chicago-based writer and improviser daylighting as a technical product manager - He/Him