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How To Ask Your Father-In-Law To Pass The Potatoes During Thanksgiving Dinner Without Revealing That At That Very Moment, Your Crew Is Breaking Into His Safe Room To Steal His Original Christ In The Storm On The Sea Of Galilee By Rembrandt Van Rijn

Ask him to pass the potatoes in the same calm voice you used earlier to ask your brother-in-law to pass the cranberry sauce

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