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How to Determine Whether You Should Allow Zerbia, My Pet Chimpanzee, To Attend My Funeral

Questions to help you make this important decision.

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If you are reading this, the cryogenic chamber has failed and I am dead. Make sure to have Doctor Charles Borgeson of the Fienberg Cryogenic Institute arrested immediately. The papers incriminating him are in the oak desk that…

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