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How To Dom A Bag Of Cadbury Mini Eggs

A holiday BDSM guide in 31 steps

“365 March 11” by rhiannon0320 / Flickr

1. Dress in your best black suit.

2. Go to the grocery store. Hunt the Cadbury Mini Eggs. When you find them, tower over the display.

3. Take your time observing the eggs. Say nothing. Let them feel the cold of your shadow.

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