How To Recreate Your Local Shithole Bar From The Comfort Of Your Home

Covid closures be damned!

Emily Knapp
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJul 11, 2020

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To create your at-home shithole bar, you will need a general level of stickiness. It needs to coat, at minimum, the floor, but you will get bonus points if your bar has a slightly sticky counter and/or a mysterious sticky coating on the entrance door. This can be easily replicated by rubbing overripe…

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Emily Knapp
Slackjaw

(they/them) Queer/NBi/Neurodivergent/Colorado-based writer and comedian. Ski junkie and soup enthusiast. Their stuff can be found on emilyknappwriter.com.