How To Talk To A New Mom
Pat her head and tell her it’s totally OK to be hormonal.
If You Are Her Partner
Be casual. Ignore how she’s deep lunging around the coffee table and crying louder than the baby. Ask how her day went. When she stares back at you in Tuesday’s pajamas, say “Nevermind, jeez.” Crack open a cold one and plop down on the couch. Cross your ankles on…