How To Talk To A New Mom

Pat her head and tell her it’s totally OK to be hormonal.

Nikki Campo
Jan 15, 2020 · 2 min read
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If You Are Her Partner

If You Are the New Grandma

If You Are a Fellow New Mom from the Diaper Aisle at Target

If You Are Her Co-Worker

If You Are the How-To Video for Her New Baby-Wearing Apparatus

If You are Her Dry Cleaner

If You Are Amazon Prime

If You Are a Muffin

If You Are a Mommy Blog That Doesn’t Swear

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Essays and humor. Writing in The Washington Post, McSweeney’s, the Belladonna, Slackjaw, and other fun places. @nikkicampo on Twitter.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Nikki Campo

Written by

Essays and humor. Writing in The Washington Post, McSweeney’s, the Belladonna, Slackjaw, and other fun places. @nikkicampo on Twitter.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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