How To Win Friends And Influence People, According To My Three-Year-Old Niece

Anyone with half a heart — and half an ear — would ask you why you are crying.

Thanos Antoniou
Sep 27 · 3 min read
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Step #1: Bait them

Step #2: Hook them

Step #3: Reel them in

Step #4: Catch them

Step #5: The grand finale

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Thanos Antoniou

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Socially awkward humorist. Awkwardly social hermit. Allergic to anchovies and artichokes. Words at http://thanosantoniou.com .

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

Thanos Antoniou

Written by

Socially awkward humorist. Awkwardly social hermit. Allergic to anchovies and artichokes. Words at http://thanosantoniou.com .

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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