How You Will Die, According To Your Electronic Use [A Handy Flowchart]

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The blue light casts an eerie glow upon the face of Death. “Do you know what time it is?” the specter asks. “3:28 AM?” you offer, some hope left. Death sighs, “Go grab your charger, we have a long journey ahead.”

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