I Address My Cult Members From The Food Court At Harrisburg, PA’s Colonial Park Mall The Day After The End Of The World Did Not Happen As I Predicted It Would

Steven Demmler
Oct 20, 2019 · 4 min read
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Well, here we are, Gang…still. Please stop crying, Norm. It’s making the Subway sandwich artists stare. You know the worst part of all this? No, Roger, it’s not that you sold all of your earthly possessions and bought 39,802…