I Am A Conductor And I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
Life is a funny thing sometimes. One day you’re wandering the streets, unemployed and unemployable, when suddenly you’re surrounded by wasps. You swat at them, your arms gesturing wildly in the air, trying to protect both your face and the open can of Dr. Pepper that is in your pocket. This goes on for some time, unfortunately. Or… fortunately?