I am a white man, and this is a list of my struggles. Thank you.

Mike Ottum
Slackjaw
Published in
1 min readMar 31, 2016
  1. Constantly being mistaken for Paul Rudd and having to turn down movie roles.
  2. Feeling excluded from stories of oppression. Well, not excluded precisely, just not being on the side I’d prefer.
  3. Getting sunburned just really quite a lot, unless I wear sunscreen.
  4. Taking the time to learn the definition of “micro-aggression” and then finding out it doesn’t apply to me.
  5. Finding out that “micro-aggression” does in fact apply to me, but not in the way I’d prefer.
  6. Explaining what micro-aggressions are to every woman I encounter.
  7. Having sunscreen drip into my eyes. Not, like, super often, but occasionally.
  8. Having to repeat what a woman just said in order to receive praise.
  9. That thing with coffee to-go cups where I put the mouth of the lid on the opposite side from the seam and yet, AND YET, a little bit of coffee still manages to drip down the side of the cup. Now I feel micro-aggressed against.
  10. Coming up with this list.

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Mike Ottum
Slackjaw

Writer. Sketch comedy @killingmylobstr; other work on here.