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I Am Hereby Calling Our Garage “The Shop”

Screens down and gather ‘round, everyone! Your dad has an important announcement.

Photo by Kelvyn Ornettte Sol Marte on Unsplash

This family meeting marks a major milestone in our household. After numerous DIY projects that have consistently improved from “call the contractor” to “not half bad, if I do say so myself” I will heretofore be referring to our garage as “The Shop.”




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A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites

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